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  • Happy Tonix Seltzers | Skinny Mocktails THC Drink
  • Happy Tonix Seltzers | Skinny Mocktails THC Drink
  • Happy Tonix Seltzers | Skinny Mocktails THC Drink
  • Happy Tonix Seltzers | Skinny Mocktails THC Drink
21 and Up
21 Years of Age or Older
Contains THC
Contains THC
Zero Sugar
Zero Sugar

Vegan

Gluten Free

Non-GMO & Pesticide Free

Lab Tested

Happy Tonix Seltzers | Skinny Mocktails THC Drink

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TRY FOR 30 DAYS & LOVE IT OR SEND IT BACK­­­­— NO QUESTIONS ASKED. HAPPY PLACE SELTZERS ARE EXCLUDED FROM FREE SHIPPING.­

Product Description

Our favorite happy place seltzer just got skinny!

  • Only 15 calories per can
  • 2mg CBD + 2mg THC per can
  • Fast-acting, feel-good buzz
  • Zero risk of hangovers
  • Featured in three delicious, natural flavors: Margarita, Citrus Spritz, and Mojito
  • Tamra Judge's THC Drink featured on Bravo's RHOC & The Jeff Lewis Podcast

How to Use

Happy Tonix Skinny Mocktail seltzers are an alcohol alternative infused with THC to inspire a blissful buzz — and skip the hangover. Escape to your happy place knowing you can still tackle your tomorrow, refreshed and camera-ready as ever.

*Skinny Mocktails are excluded from free shipping.

1 Can: Refreshed & Relaxed

2 Cans: Buzzed & Bubbly

3 Cans: Elevated Enjoyment

Dosing Details:

  • 2mg THC + 2mg CBD
  • 15 calories per can
  • Featured in three flavors: Margarita, Citrus Spritz, and Mojito

Details

Catch a big buzz, but make it skinny! With only 15 calories per can, our Happy Tonix Skinny Mocktails let you unwind and let loose with THC + CBD — totally guilt free! Indulge in three vacay-worthy flavors: Citrus Spritz, Margarita, and Mojito.

Serving Size: 1 Can

Active Ingredients Per Serving:
CBD - 2 mg
THC - 2 mg
CBG - 2 mg
CBN - 2 mg

Full Ingredients: Carbonated Filtered Water, Natural Flavor, Citric Acid, Full Spectrum Hemp Extract, Malic Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Steviol Glycosides (as OnoSweet)

Warnings: Keep out of the reach of children, not intended for individuals under the age of 21, women who are or may be pregnant, or nursing mothers. Store in a cool, dry place. Due to the presence of THC, users of this product may test positive for cannabinoids in a drug test.

This product contains less than 0.3% THC by weight.

Mocktail Recipe

Happy Tonix Skinny Mocktails are your new go-to for crafting a buzzworthy mocktail. Dive into summertime vibes with Vena founder Tamra Judge's favorite drink — now with a happy twist.

Happy Tonix Skinny Citrus Spritz Mocktail

Ingredients

  • 1 can Happy Tonix Skinny Mocktail (Citrus Spritz)
  • 1 oz non-alcoholic orange liqueur
  • 1 oz fresh orange juice
  • Ice cubes
  • Orange slices for garnish
  1. Fill a glass with ice cubes.
  2. Pour in the non-alcoholic orange liqueur and fresh orange juice.
  3. Top it off with Happy Tonix Skinny Mocktail.
  4. Stir gently to mix all ingredients together.
  5. Garnish with orange slices.
  6. Sip, relax, and enjoy your guilt-free Happy Tonix Skinny Citrus Spritz Mocktail!

Quality+Shipping

Quality:

Skinny Mocktails are excluded from free shipping. All of Vena products are federally legal per the 2018 farm bill. We ship to all 50 states*. However, many states have their own laws regarding products that contain THC. Be sure to check with your state and local regulations to ensure compliance.

Every product that leaves our facility is third-party tested to ensure consistency and quality. Lab Results and Certificates of Analysis (COAs) are available for easy reference on each product page.

Shipping: Orders placed Monday - Friday by 5pm PST will be processed and shipped within 1-2 business days.
*Check local state regulations.

Please note that while orders leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days, freight and mail carriers may experience transit delays which could cause a delay in the arrival of orders. We continue to work closely with freight carriers to provide our customers the best freight options and avoid as many issues as possible. If you are experiencing a delay in the arrival of your order please contact the freight carrier directly or reach out to our customer care team.

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Make it a mock.

Indulge in a guilt-free experience with three tasty flavors: Citrus Spritz, Margarita, and Mojito. Only 15 calories, ZERO sugar, and 2mg CBD + 2mg THC in each can ensures a fast-acting buzz and smooth sailing to euphoria.

Citrus Spritz
skinny mocktail

A familiar melody with a twist of guilt-free pleasure, promising a zesty taste you love.

Margarita
skinny mocktail

The charming flavor of a classic Margarita, now paired with a better buzz, leaving you with nothing but good vibes.

Margarita
skinny mocktail

The charming flavor of a classic Margarita, now paired with a better buzz, leaving you with nothing but good vibes.

Mojito
skinny mocktail

Same refreshing experience, now upgraded to transport you to a guilt-free oasis of flavor and euphoria.

Paradise awaits you.

Order up: One swift, smooth buzz — and hold the hangovers.

Drink 1 can:
refreshed & relaxed

Drink 2 cans:
buzzed & bubbly

Drink 3 cans:
elevated enjoyment

Keep it light.

15 calories. Zero sugar. Total bliss.

CALORIES

CALORIES 1 DRINK 6 PACK /
FULL BOTTLE

happy tonix
skinny mocktails

15 cal. 90 cal.

happy tonix

40 cal. 240 cal.
WINE 130 cal. 610 cal.
BEER 150 cal. 900 cal.
Margarita 274 cal. 1,219 cal.

FAQs

You can purchase them online. You can also have these shipped to anywhere in the United States. Please be sure to check with your state and local regulations to ensure compliance.

All of the flavors are so amazing, Tamra loves them all the same.

Yes. Happy Tonix THC Drinks will need to be refrigerated as the refreshing enjoyment of the drink is best served chilled.

It may take about 15 minutes for Happy Place THC drinks to kick in.

It can take an average of 7 to 30 days for hemp to stay in your system via urine. It may remain in your blood for about two weeks. Consult a healthcare professional for personalized advice.

No. It has 15 calories per serving. Which is a lot less compared to many other alcohol based drinks.

Yes. THC/CBD seltzers are a great alternative for alcohol due to their delicious taste, no hangovers, lower calories and a much better buzz. So you can enjoy it by yourself or with your friends.